Inner Child

I think it's pretty funny
That you consider yourself
Dangerous

What have you got?
An army guy,
Machine gun noises,
And a squinty face
A tantrum red.

But you know,
I'm pretty sure
That my Barbie
Can knock GI Joe's
Dick in the dirt.

Of course,
It'd be kind of hard
To test that,
Because like you,
He's got no balls.